Cindy Gao
they/them primarily, whatever makes the bit work secondarily
Staffwriter
behavioral economics (like econ but if you assume people are kinda stupid!), creative writing (what some would term "lying"), DC '27
Bio
perhaps better known as auntie readme. almost certainly not a cat.
Fun fact
two lies and a truth: i have a perfect record of dying in every edition of every readme that i've appeared in, i'm still running from whatever i unleashed that one time i stole an eldritch book from wean 2 (help), and as a humanities student, each time i
Location
rapidly approaching yours!
Contact
cindygao@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
Auntie readme's Advice
After having been summarily shot for giving advice purely off of the terminally online references in my head, and having been resurrected by a joint effort of ReadMe staff and the biochemical engineering majors due to staff shortages, I am now fully embracing the magic of science and consulting with experts in their fields!*
*Their fields being anxiety, mostly. †
How long is too long for a handshake? Am I gripping too hard? Is it too late to switch the eye I'm making eye contact with right now?
Ideally, a nice firm handshake should last until either …
Auntie Readme's Advice Column
The people have asked questions and I, having no knowledge about anything in my head save for a handful of terminally online references, have found it fitting for me to respond as confidently as possible. Here goes!
should i take a job at lockheed martin if they offer me $300k a year 🤔
Military-industrial complex? I find it quite simple, actually. You and I have very different problems and I am unqualified to advise on yours. I direct you to my official Dietrich merch, reading “My major may not make money, but is too impractical …