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Kevin Song

Kevin Song

he/him

Senior Advisor, Staff Artist

Electrical and Computer Engineering, CIT '24

Bio

Kevin isn't literate, so we make him draw some of the pictures. We also use him as the printing goon, who sends and picks up printing orders.

Fun fact

Kevin was born on a funny day.

Location

somewhere nearby, watching you from afar.

Contact

kevinson@andrew.cmu.edu

Latest

An ad for a "march against leap year," beginning on March 1st ("no, the REAL March 1st").
A word search for the word "word" filled entirely with the letter W (aside from "word" in the center).
A skeleton in a sports car looking back at you. Neon text reads "Adios, fucker! Have a good one, friend."
An unsolvable word search with words like "obvious" and "skillissue."
An ad promising to "enhance your erected with this one simple trick," next to photos of Walking to the Sky (100 ft., maybe) and the Cathedral of Learning (535 ft.).

Zoning Dispute Leaves Carnegie Mellon With a Broken Fence and Broken Heart

An unknown, century-long zoning conflict between Carnegie Mellon and the city of Pittsburgh has recently come to light in a particularly destructive way: the Fence, a CMU tradition harking back to the early days of the university, is to be demolished next Wednesday.

On November 31, 2023, municipal workers sorting through old zoning documents found the original paperwork submitted by Andrew Carnegie to buy the land which would eventually become Carnegie Mellon University. While looking over the historic document, they discovered a clerical error that meant the 32.78 by 15.659 foot rectangle of land around the Fence had …

Silhouettes of a man with a CRT screen for a head and another man pointing guns at each other on Pausch bridge. It's captioned "explore Human-Computer Interaction at CMU."
A word search which, when completed, appears strangely similar to a certain four-panel comic.
An image captioned "Scotty Game / Rules: don't look at this Scotty dog!". The image is of a Scotty dog which contains the text "Game Over."