Alex Werth
He/him
God's silliest soldier and most powerful poster creator
Mechanical, Biomedical, & Secret Third Kind of Engineering, 2028
Bio
I study things that let me build things. I do an unhealthy amount of clubs.
Do not throw food in the enclosure.
Known Aliases:
Alexander Wieland Werth, Alexander Wilhelm Werth, Alexandra Warner Werth, Alexander ‘Wasseranalogon Des Reinkarnationszyklus’ Werth
Fun fact
borger :thumbs_up:
Location
In the nearest pool
Contact
awerth2@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
I used to hate French People
I used to hate French people. As a young denizen of the internet, I spent time in circles that enjoyed ragging on the country and its citizens, and those sentiments festered into my own twisted anger at people I’d never even met. I jeered in history classes, bullied internet strangers, hell, once I bought a $6.95 flag just to burn it in my yard and spit on the ashes. You’d be forgiven for thinking a Frenchman baguette-shanked my childhood dog, the way I spoke of these people.
One family trip showed me otherwise. The moment I stepped off the …
FAST and RAW Romance Advice
Readers of ReadMe, you know that we’ve always promised you an educational, engaging, and deadly serious article of the highest standards. On this special occasion, we promise no differently. This is all the advice you deserve to handle romance and love in your life.
YOU are failing to communicate. No matter what you try so hard to believe. Your partner is always expressing their purest, free-est self to you and you’re squandering it with your stupid hangups. If it was working out, they would always be happy, because that’s how these things fucking work. It’s because you didn’t …
To My 8 A.M.s:
Up! We are Up! I cheer myself to rise At the crack of seven-twenty, ‘Fore the sun has hit the skies,
On a wonderous new Monday, I’m triumphantly awake In sheer elation for the 8am that I – with no especially strong feelings – Take.
A truly magical day awaits, that starts at lovely number 8.
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Up! We are Up! I beg myself to rise At the hour of seven-forty, Peeling crust from out my eyes,
On a magical new Wednesday I have once again arose For an 8 am that I, against all …
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