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Citron

Citron

monoecious

Staffwriter

studies in fruitiness and zest, 2029

Bio

Single citron looking for love.

Likes: Long periods standing in the same spot, judaism, mediterranean and asian food

Dislikes: Lemons, people who make weird faces at me (it hurts)

Fun fact

idk, I can upDATE this later right

Location

morocco

Latest

An infographic about "the power of 'yet'", which includes the following statements: "I'm not depressed...yet!", "I'm not failing...yet!", "I'm not broke...yet!", "I'm not burned out...yet!", "I'm not forever alone...yet!", "I'm not a virgin...yet!", and "I'm not a cs major...yet!"

Citron • Vol 4, Issue 0 • Aug. 17, 2025